Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.