sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

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